Soul-Eating 101

I have an inquiry regarding the payment process: Do they pay before or after their call?

I may be doing this wrong.

Do you suppose I shouldn't eat them right after they divulged their whereabouts? Or should I demand payment first?

Perhaps we should consider the prepaid marketing plan?

First and foremost, dinner tonight shall be chicken strips, garden-tossed salad, and hamburger patties marinated in mushroom steak sauce. I don't know what time everyone will be home, so I'm going to leave them on the Lazy Susan in the dining room. Please leave enough for our teammates who will arrive later into the night.

To know who's already had dinner I devised this ingenious system: If you've already eaten, place a magnetic star beside your name on the fridge door. They can only be moved with direct skin contact of their specific owners. The magnets are specially created to respond only to the specific chakra signature of those they are assigned to. Hence, they cannot be moved with the chakra of non-owners, jutsus, gloved hands, etc. To prevent others from manipulating stars that aren't theirs, they are coated with contact-poison that only the owners of the specific stars are immune to.

If anyone attempts to move stars that aren't theirs, they will experience the following irrepressible urges:
♦ sing songs about high school basketball and science clubs
♦ clean up Hidan's pikes
♦ fertilize the vegetable garden
♦ listen to songs sang by artists chosen because of their ability to dance
♦ watch and imitate aerobics exercise tapes in front of Konan's cameras
♦ wash their hair with neon green dye

Also, remember to wash the dishes. We don't want rats and cockroaches in the HQ now, do we?